Does anyone remember the show hosted by Bill Cosby, Kids Say The Darndest Things? I always thought how cute it would be to one day have a kid that said funny things like that. Well, little did I know at the time, that kid is every kid! Especially Ayden!

After I picked him up from school this afternoon, I sat down at the computer to print something and Ella (only 9 months old, by the way) crawls over to me and puts her hand on the power button. I move her back saying "No, no" and continue what I am doing. Then the following conversation took place:

Ayden:  "See Mama, that's payback."
Me: "Payback? For what?"
Ayden: "When you were a baby, your Mom was working on the computer and you must have turned it off while she was in the middle of something. That's why Ella is giving you payback..."

EH? I didn't dare go into detail about how 25 years ago my mom would not be on a computer at all. But, instead I just laughed.

I thought I would dedicate this post to some of the funniest things he has said over the years that I (luckily) documented via Facebook statues! 



October 30, 2013
"Hey Mama, what if I was a bear and I had to sleep all winter because I had to hibernate? I would NOT like that. Good thing I'm not a bear.

August 28, 2013
"Ella, you don't have any good ideas so stop smiling."
"Ella, I can't concentrate when you have that sparkly shirt on."

June 18, 2013
Ayden: "What do I need to do when Ella starts crawling?"
Me: "Well, you just need to make sure you keep your toys off of the floor so she doesn't put anything in her mouth. She could swallow them."
Ayden: "Oh yeah, we don't want that to happen."
Me: "Yeah, she could choke on them."
Ayden: "No, because my toy would be gone forever!"
 
February 25, 2013
Ayden: "Mommy, you know what I want for dinner? I want those.... Um.. You know? Quiet balls?"
Me: "Huh?!"
Ayden: "Oh, I know. Hush puppies."

January 9, 2013
Ayden: "Guess who my favorite person is?"
Me: "Who?"
Ayden: "Daddy!"
Me: "Well what makes Daddy so cool?!"
Ayden: "You do Mommy!"

November 10, 2012
Me: "Ayden, do you want to feel the baby move?"
Ayden: (with his hand on my stomach for 2 seconds) "Yeah, I see. It feels like Chinese food."
 
October 23, 2012
"Mommy, help me! My muscles won't stop growing.. They're taking over!"

December 13, 2011
"You're bewful Mommy. More than Santa Claus.." 

November 23, 2011
Ayden: "We're out of biscuits, Daddy. You know what that means.."
Houston: "What's that mean?"
Ayden: "It meeeans, we are out of biscuits!!!"

November 12, 2011
"Look Mama, I brought you a rock pebble." (referring to a rose petal)

November 7, 2011
A package just arrived via UPS.. The last of Ayden's Christmas gifts.

Ayden: "Can I open it now, Mama?"
Me: "No, we're gonna wait til Christmas."
Ayden: "That's the worstest thing you ever did say. When Santa gets home from work, he will tell me I can open it at 6:40."

 November 6, 2011
"You're cute Mommy-Daddy. You're girlfriends or somethin'."

 October 25, 2011
"It's chilly outside. Let's wear jackets and put our hooks on!" .. (Hoods)

 October 13, 2011
Ayden: "Daddy, what you doin'?"
Houston: "Just chillin'."
Ayden: "On a dirt road?" 
(Referring to Jason Aldean - Dirt Road Anthem)

September 19, 2011
"Pretty please on cherry tops?" 

September 8, 2011
"There's something in my brain that coughs Mommy." 

August 27, 2011
"Cereal makes my heart feel better Mommy. Even if the wind shakes the power out." 

August 18, 2011
Me: "Ayden, how much do you love Mommy?"
Ayden: "Just 2 hours, and don't even ask for more." 

July 9, 2011
"We like Butterfingers.. and Daddy likes Sniffers!" (Snickers)

June 26, 2011
"Mmmm, I think it tastes like salad." ("IT" being orange juice)

June 25, 2011 
Looking at a sour cream & onion chip: "Mommy, I don't like this kind. It has birdseeds on it!"



I definitely needed this laugh and walk down memory lane. I'm so blessed to have an amazing kid who is absolutely hilarious!